I either finish a book within 6-12 consecutive hours or roughly six months.
True story
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Fitzi, after spending the last two hours sleeping, is throwing a giant temper tantrum because its bedtime. Normally I’d give him a dreambone but I’m fucking out. #so over it
Now he’s stomping on me. He’s had dinner, he’s been outside, he has toys. He’s a petulant toddler. He was also just kicking and digging at the bed.
He’ll wear out soon.
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It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America.
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who is Gatsby’s least favorite superhero?
Deadpool
Who’s his favourite?
Green Lantern
Oh my god
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where the fuck are the boxer briefs for ladies
just make underwear that are just like boxer briefs but without the bulgy package area in front for fuck’s sake
you don’t need to make them shiny or lacy just make them comfy and streamlined without awkward seams and maybe in some basic colours that aren’t white or that awful “flesh tone” colour
I would wear the shit out of these.
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